A sales rep, an administrative clerk, and their manager are walking to
lunch, when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it, and a genie pops
out, proclaiming, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the administrative clerk. "I want to be in
the Bahamas, Driving a speedboat without a care in the world." ...Poof -
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas, and the love of my life." ... Poof - he's gone!
"OK, your turn," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager states, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
ALWAYS LET YOUR BOSS HAVE THE FIRST SAY!